A _tiny_ rant

Ugh, ugh ugh ughnughnugh. For fuck sake people, I've had it! Looking at for example Petrilude's or Michael James' youtube comments, there are some, very idiotic comments such as, " I'm a girl, and you're a lot more talented with make-up than I am!! " OR: " You can walk better in heels than I can, and I'm a girl! "

What the hell has either thing to do with being a girl? There isn't really a make-up skill chip installed in your head when you're born, or a manual on how to walk in heels shoved infront of your face at birth. So kindly, stop with the gender bullshit. There's loads of girls who are ten times more better fixing cars than boys.
Gender has absolutely nothing to do with those kind of things. 

Kindly, stop it.

Happy New Year 2069!

I hope none of you choked on your own shit while celebrating New Year's Eve! x

Sexy Widow Outift (NAUGHTY SHEMALE!)

I am back with yet another smexy outfit!

I had bought this lace top last summer, never wore it until now. I was digging through my closet and found the lace top, and instantly was inspired to do a look like this!
What do you think?


Here and there, everywhere
The places that I go, people stop and they stare
I'm Beautiful, that I know,
I am quite a sight to behold!

RuPaul - Snapshot

The lonely girl's chips bag.

So, I was partying with my friends on Saturday at a gay bar called DTM. It was my final visit, because it'll close down on new years eve and move to a new place or something. But anyway, as we went to the ladies bathroom, there was a unopened chips bag on the counter, or what ever you'd like to call those nasty things next to the sinks. Apparently the lonely girl had forgotten her bag of joy and support, as she washed her hands. Shame, how will she comfort herself now? When she lost her chips. She couldn't really start sucking the dust of the floors, now could she? Or well... No calories at least.

Vagina Gone Wild!

Yes, I decided to get a bit inspired by Carmen Carrera. Hello!

Ps. Notice the camel-toe.

Versace for H&M - THE VAGINA EXPERIENCE

Okaaaaaay gurl. I woke up at 5:40am to get ready to go in line and wait for the store to open, to get my hands on some Versace clothing! Me and my close friend planned on going together to the store, and when we arrived there, my god there was a lot of people. Like seriously. Anyway, we got in and ran towards the racks. My friend managed to get a shirt for me and I grabbed a shirt and boxers (oh how unlady like of me). After I got those, almost all the racks were empty. A few XL or/and L sizes were left for a few minutes. At this point, I saw a lady, who I might add, was not the cleanest of women. If you catch my drift. She hogged so many clothes, her hands were FILLED with male and female clothing. And she just walked around and kept hogging more. And then another hogger comes, a guy in pink and all that bullcrap. He hogged everything as well. I really don't get why they hogged this much. After a while, well I've been waiting for this to happen; two men started arguing about a studded jacket. fail. The other guy who already picked it up was just acting normal and all, but when the other guy saw him taking it, he started the drama. Saying the other guy has enough already of clothing etc. I almost felt like going to say to him, you couldn't even afford it, so why are you arguing? (He was there in raggidy clothing, so.. gurl.)



Anyway, I'm happy I managed to get three things. Eventhough I didn't manage to get two of the things I wanted. The huge Versace bag came with a gift bag, a sample of Yellow Diamond Perfume, and  notepad.

A tiny tour of my walk-in closet (Shoes)

So! I finally moved in to my new apartment, and guess what?! I have a freaking walk-in closet. Finally a place for my female and male clothing etc! HUZZAAH! So, here is a tiny preview of my fetish high heels. Do enjoy!

Left to right: pony boots(the other pair aren't included in the photo hence they are the same), 6,65 inch spike heels and my pride and joy, ballet boots.

More casual wear from right to left. Well except the 8.5 inch heels.

Pony boots heelless boots pony shoes heelless shoes.

So, I've had a questions concering my pony boots, everything from how walk in them to where I got them. Plus, there really isn't that much information about these shoes, just merely about 'oh my god how can she/he walk in those?!'.  So here is a blog which will hopefully answer your question/s.



There are actually different types of pony boots out there:

The fashion ones we all have seen Lady GaGa and Daphne Guinness wear. These shoes are also called heelless shoes/boots. Out of all the types, these are the easiest ones to walk in, hence the heel support these shoes give. (For example shoes by Nina Ricci Fall 2009). Believe it or not, there's not a huge difference in walking in those and high heels. A good balance and experience with platform shoes is only required. There are a lot of designers who does these kind of shoes thesedays, so if you're one of those who shits golden eggs, you won't have any problems getting a pair. But if you don't shit golden eggs, where could you get these? (If you are not keen on making them yourself that is.) Well, there is a brand who makes these shoes, called Ellie shoes. And since I'm such an amazing Vagina, here is a few links. I actually like how simple they are, so you could easily modify them to anything your heart desires. Hence why I ordered two pairs for myself, they are not by ellie shoes though.



My Shoe Addiction
Ellie Shoes




The fetish ones are the other type, which are of course a lot harder to walk in. Since they are really not made for walking long distances in the first place. Well, some are, but still, in general they aren't. Mine are the fetish type, meaning, I don't have any kind of heel support when I walk in them. So I walk like I am tiptoeing, and if I don't, I'll fall flat on my arse. These shoes require a lot of practice, since you normally don't use the muscles you're using now when you normally walk. But well, beauty knows no pain right? *winks madly* I am not going to tell you from where I got mine though, since I am a selfish bitch. Well no, not really, I just don't want others having the same kind of shoes that I do. But on the otherhand I shall link you to a page which does fetish pony/heelless shoes boots. They are a bit more expensive than Ellie shoes, but these are completely hand-made.


Punitive Shoes

And these are mine to the right, and as you can see, no heel support of any kind. I really cannot wait to start modifying my other pair. I'll start documenting the progress when I get my fat arse in to gear! So I hope this answered a few of your questions. But if there is anything you're still wondering, please let me know and I'll try and answer your question the best way I can.

xo

I can't go out *fake coughs* I'm sick.

Oh yes, I was planning on writing blogs about my very therapeutical trip to Helsinki, but it seems like they have to wait for a while. When I arrived back to my apartment, I became ill. It is clearly a sign that I need to move to Helsinki! Which, I have been planning in secret. (Yeah, totally a secret now.) But, heres a tiny preview of my glamorous outfit for one of the night outs me and Joni had. Do enjoy! x

Oh and yes, my blog title comes from the most utterly brilliant Mean Girls movie.

Ps. Yes, my shoes are heelless, also known as pony boots. these were the ones I talked about, aren't they just fabulous? I will be writing a blog only about pony boots, as I noticed there's not really any info about these kind of shoes, well, unless on fetish forums, but, who would want to read when an old man wears these?

Oh my Gosh! Well no, not really.

Holographic Silver

So! Hallelujah! Praise be the lawd Jesus and all that! My very first make up product review! I was really excited about doing these since I've been buying a lot of make up lately. But this first one.. Is not really a positive review. I thought that these two Gosh eyeshadows I bought will be really amazing, but..

I've used Gosh nail polishes before, and was quite excited about getting the  Aqua eyeshadow and effect powder holographic silver. Since their nail polishes were so pigmented and amazing. But these products on the other hand are just absolutely rubbish. Even though I saw swatches of the Holographic Silver, which obviously looked amazing, but then I found out that the girl obviously just poured the whole fucking jar on her hand and said it is very pigmented. A big fuck you to you for that. ^.~ The powder is just used on top of your eyeshadow, and thats pretty much it. It doesn't even stick to your skin without any god damn primers. (And mind you, I have other glitters, and they stick to my lids like glue.)

Aqua

And now for the pixie fart eyeshadow called aqua. I think they completely forgot to add colour to it. It looks absolutely delicious in the eyeshadow holder, but when you apply it to your skin, it just looks like a pixie farted. White with some blue-ish green added. Brilliant! What the hell do I do with such low-pigmented crap? Even the 120 colour palette from eBay is more pigmented than that is, AND IT WAS CHEAPER AND FROM F*CKING HONG KONG.

I was planning on buying the Steel effect powder, but now, I most likely won't unless I'll find it on a sale and try it out.

Gosh, you really dissapointed me.

Hello Vagina part 2

Okay betch, this blog will be one of those, ranting blogs, mkay?

Yesterday, I went grocery shopping with a close friend of mine and of course with my new LV bodybag. (Aka weekend bag) And as I was waiting for my friend, two skanky emo girls stopped right infront of me and started staring like fatty seeing cupcakes. Eyeing me, my bag, and then me again, I was like, ' take a picture? ' They still kept looking and I was like seriously now? After a while they moved on, and then, wait for it! A girl who thought she was just beyond fashion and kept shouting out her amazing chocolate bar diet! After she saw my bag, she looked at me if I was like trash. And that enough for me, I shouted at my friend ' let's go, these shady bitches are getting on my nerves '

I was so tempted to shout at her and say gurl, it aint my fault a person like yourself cannot afford a bag like this, okay? But I'm a lady! So alas, I didn't say anything. So we went to the cashier and all that, and as I was walking to the ATM, these two cunts re-appeared infront of me and tried walking over me, and at this point, I swore at them. ^_^ But wait, this is still not over!!

At the ATM, I was taking out cash, a woman behind me kept sighing overly loud and of course in the most fake way possible. As I walked towards her, (she kept looking at my LV) I said, if I hear you sigh one more time, I will smack you with my bag. After that I went to buy some Rosé wine for myself.

Vagina On a Three-way Call

I finally recieved my shoes for my amazing trip to Helsinki later this month. I began to get nervous about it getting lost in the mail, but thankfully a.. not so moist mailwoman brought it to the door just 30 minutes ago. I do have to say, gurl, the shoes are just beyond amazing, only thing though is I have to practice to walk in them. I am not sure yet if I shall modify them, but we'll see!

I shall be writing more drag blogs soon, well, tonight actually. The first two blogs will be about who has inspired me to the core, and thanks to these two, I am the person who I am today. Eventhough I haven't exactly chosen the same style as they have. They are, of course Leigh Bowery and Divine.

That's about it for this short update, please stay tuned for mooar!

(Christ, this blog was so dry, in every aspect.. Someone, quick! Make me moist!)