Scent of Desperation

Happy queefidays! I hope you had a delightful Christmas (etc.) I've been quite busy the last two weeks with all the holiday shopping and what nots. And now, to top off everything, I am ill! How about that. Just got home to my apartment after visiting my parents, BAM I become ill. Oh well! Anyway, let's get started, shall we?

We've had a lot of snow here in Helsinki, I mean a lot. Seriously a lot. Snow is alright in moderate quantities. But not this much. As you can see from the pictures below.

The buses were seriously late, traffic jams, bitter people, you name it! We had it all. Luckily now the weather is getting warmer, so soon the snow will melt. Woop! (it is actually melting as I am typing! YES!)

I got the Louis Vuitton bag I've drooled after for a while as a christmas present, along with money, Agatha Christie books (now I currently have »58« books by her. 1st editions etc., in Swedish, English and Finnish.)
Also a Marilyn Monroe painting.

Icare Damier Graphite

And now finally to explain the title of this blog. As I was visiting my parents, one of my close friends asked me one day, if we'd go out. A tiny ass town, and one bar, sounds like fun! So I said let's go, I had nothing better to do. As we arrived, the smell of DESPERATION hit my face, along with dirty and sweaty men. As we arrived, one of our friend came with her friends there, so we talked and so on. I noticed one of her friends, was, well, really painted. I mean, really. But that was that, UNTIL, she started interrupting every conversation we tried to have. Everything had to be about her. But you know,let the white trash have her show. I was done.
Anyway, later on, as another friend of ours arrived, I noticed he had someone with him, didn't really pay any attention to him/her. I noticed my close friend started winking at me, trying desperately tell me something, I was like gurl, what? Anyway, as we left for Subway, she told me it was one of my ex friends who walked in with our mutual friend. I was like no way, started laughing my arse off. I didn't recognize that backstabber at all! Hi-larious.

She, literally looked like this!

Louis Vuitton, Louis Vuitton and Chanel

Okay! Now it is finally time for the christmas present blog! Sponsored so not by Louis Vuitton.

As for years, I have bought my mother christmas and birthday presents from Louis Vuitton, and to no suprise, I did it this year again. Only this time, it is getting a lot more difficult to know what to buy for my mom. She already has 5 bags, wallet, scarves, accessories, etc. by LV. So what the heck to get her? After a long discussion with one of the sellers (who was very kind!), we managed to find her golden&wooden hair clip at the store. I thought it wasn't enough for her, so I went to get something from Chanel. So that should do it for her this year! 

For my beloved Mother!

 And what would a Louis Vuitton shopping trip be without getting anything for myself?! HUH?! I was looking for a new scarf for myself for the winter, and god damn, I managed to find the perfect scarf for myself! The Cardiff Scarf in Cris Rouge. 75% Wool and  25% Angora. So warm! I just might go and buy the same scarf but in another colour. I love it in black as well.

For my beloved self

I am again returning to the Helsinki Louis Vuitton soon, as I am getting my christmas present. As my mother said " get what ever your heart desires " so I shall!

I am a pussy

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Yes, yes you are a pussy! Anyway! Weekend blogging and barfs. The past two weeks has been quite a blur for me, to be honest. Days just went by, and bam! My wisdom tooth gets pulled out. Yay for that one. I, of course went comfort shopping right after that with my squirrel friend, das Joni. As I have already mentioned, I am so f*cking obsessed with Bubble Tea, so we went to get ourselves some BUBBLE TEAH!

Feat. Joni's gorgeous legs.

After our delightful gossip, we headed towards lush, and I, myself, and herself, bought products from lush, yet again. Completely madly obsessed with lush currently. Oh and, Joni showed me something what was in the magazine.. (picutre on the right, obviously.)

...Yes! 

Marilyn & Mask of Magnaminty

On the weekend I also bought my mom a birthday present from Louis Vuitton. Last year I bought her a wallet from there, so this time I decided to get her some jewelry. She did indeed like Yayoi Kusama's designs so, I bought her the limited edition bracelet.

What else is there to mention? Nothing else really, been in a coma for a few days so there is really nothing to report. Anyway, until next time. XX

Hello Vagina part 2

Okay betch, this blog will be one of those, ranting blogs, mkay?

Yesterday, I went grocery shopping with a close friend of mine and of course with my new LV bodybag. (Aka weekend bag) And as I was waiting for my friend, two skanky emo girls stopped right infront of me and started staring like fatty seeing cupcakes. Eyeing me, my bag, and then me again, I was like, ' take a picture? ' They still kept looking and I was like seriously now? After a while they moved on, and then, wait for it! A girl who thought she was just beyond fashion and kept shouting out her amazing chocolate bar diet! After she saw my bag, she looked at me if I was like trash. And that enough for me, I shouted at my friend ' let's go, these shady bitches are getting on my nerves '

I was so tempted to shout at her and say gurl, it aint my fault a person like yourself cannot afford a bag like this, okay? But I'm a lady! So alas, I didn't say anything. So we went to the cashier and all that, and as I was walking to the ATM, these two cunts re-appeared infront of me and tried walking over me, and at this point, I swore at them. ^_^ But wait, this is still not over!!

At the ATM, I was taking out cash, a woman behind me kept sighing overly loud and of course in the most fake way possible. As I walked towards her, (she kept looking at my LV) I said, if I hear you sigh one more time, I will smack you with my bag. After that I went to buy some Rosé wine for myself.

Updates on Miss Vagina

Hello darlings,

Yes, I know it yet again been a while since I blogged last, but I really haven't had access to the computer, until now. And oddly enough, I've managed quite well without having internet. As my summerjob ends in 2 weeks, I shall continue avoiding the internet, I'll just be blogging and reading and replying to emails. Quite happy with this decision really, and I think, I really needed this kind of change as well. But anyway, let's talk about something more exciting and moist!

So, a few days ago my mother bought.. a Louis Vuitton handbag. I've always been against those dreadful bags! But she still went on buying one of those darn bags, I even tried to brainwash her in to buying a Chanel hangbag instead, but no, she has the LV virus. At this point, I do have to confess.. I am getting a LV handbag as well. Shocking, yes, I know. Now I will turn in to one of those tasteless fashion whores as well. OH ALAS! But, do not fear; I found the most amazing high heels the other day, and holy sweet jesus I have to say, they are so f*cking gorgeous. I will be posting photos of them when I will get them! I promise you, you will GAG.

In the following month, I shall be travelling to Helsinki to meet a dear friend of mine; Joni. I really can't wait to meet him, been ages since I last saw him. As a fierce cunt, I'm already planning my outfits for the different days I shall be staying there. I will personally gag every citizen of Helsinki with my fashion and style. So be prepared! What else will be done in the near future.. Oh, I'm planning on re-doing my layout yet again. But before that I have to have a new photoshoot, and try out my new lashes I bought. I so hope they will work out fine, since, without them, I'm screwed. Argh! 



Oh dear, this was one of those longer blogs, but until next time, xoxo gossip Vagina