"Queef" the brand new Fragrance by Hello Vagina!

The title of course was inspired by the very famous deodorant Pussy Wind by Hello Kitty! When I do get famous, this shall be my perfume's name, "Queef". I'll be squirting my queefs all over everyone. CARE TO SMELL MY QUEEF? Its really delicious.

Today, a fat and ugly 58 year old tried to insult me when I didn't want to get to know him by sending me this very lovely message:

oh , then all the propaganda we hear in this country about how Euroeans are all SO OPEN MINDED , is precisely that,

BS !

First of all, does he really think he could have any kind of chance with me? Or merely me being intrested in an old fart? And second of all, this is the best he could come up with? OH DAMN.. I am representing the whole fucking European population DON'T HATE ME :( I'm just a cold and unfriendly bitch. GUUUUUURL PLEASE. 

If I wanted company of an old fart, I'd just pass gas and that would be simple as that, but thats merely the point.

I thought I'd just share this with my beloved readers that hey, I'm one cold and unfriendly European!! Watch out.

Today's Moistness song:
Dana International - I'm Gonna Let

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