Customizing my pony boots!

Such a ninja photo.

HAY DAIR!

For long I have been planning on pimping out my other pair of pony boots, and now the time has come for me to start pimpin' the living shiat out of them! I'm just not sure if I should use rhinestones or spikes. Spikes are so cliché these days though. But it would look SO amazing. The rhinestones would be electric blue, or black, or both. Decisions! Difficultness! We'll see what I'll be doing. I really wouldn't be using my pony boots when its winter here so I'm not really in any rush to get them done, but it would be lovely to get them even started.

Blow-white Vagina

More shopping!

I have for a while been hunting for a white, yes a white eyeshadow. And I think I have found the right one for now. I decided to check out Make up Store's eyeshadows at the same time I went to buy some hair spray. They had the whitest of white, not overly pigmented, just perfect. I won't be using it as an eyeshadow though, more as a contour. I am so pale, so it is quite difficult to find contour colours for myself.

White

Moonstone

Now my both contour colours are by Make up Store! So yay! The White is completely matt, but Moonstone has shimmer in it, glitter!
Also all my blue eyeshadows are by them. I wish I had more by them though, I have started to like Make up Store more and more. I wish they didn't have such idiotic sellers though at their stores, I cannot stand girls who think they know all about make up when they look like oompa loompas.

Sunday brunch shopping!

Me, shopping? Well I never!
So, I went shopping, wasn't looking for anything in particular, so just wandered around and decided to check out if Alexander McQueen has anything new. On my birthday, my husband asked me if I wanted a scarf by McQueen, or if I wanted the JUMPIN, I chose the JUMPIN, because it wasn't scarf season yet! So I just thought I'd go and get it later, well suprise, they never restocked them at Stockmann. Anyway, to my suprise, they just had added some new clothes, AND with my size! So I bought a black tank top. They had it in white as well, but hmm, I prefer the black one. I also looked at Versace, found a few cute shirts, and guess what? NOT IN MY SIZE. Why is there always only one S-size? Gah.

I also bought my second glass skull (The red one) by Kosta Boda. 'Still Life Skull' is designed by Ludvig Löfgren. I intend to collect all four colours! They come in Green, red, purple and clear. I also collect Kosta Boda's brick series. I'll be writing about the brick design later on. I just love love these skulls, ridiculously amazingly cozy. Löfgren has also designed solid skulls with top hats in three different colours, blood, absinth and opium. Will be getting the Absinth soon as well.

Until next time, FUCKINA XXO

Louis Vuitton, Louis Vuitton and Chanel

Okay! Now it is finally time for the christmas present blog! Sponsored so not by Louis Vuitton.

As for years, I have bought my mother christmas and birthday presents from Louis Vuitton, and to no suprise, I did it this year again. Only this time, it is getting a lot more difficult to know what to buy for my mom. She already has 5 bags, wallet, scarves, accessories, etc. by LV. So what the heck to get her? After a long discussion with one of the sellers (who was very kind!), we managed to find her golden&wooden hair clip at the store. I thought it wasn't enough for her, so I went to get something from Chanel. So that should do it for her this year! 

For my beloved Mother!

 And what would a Louis Vuitton shopping trip be without getting anything for myself?! HUH?! I was looking for a new scarf for myself for the winter, and god damn, I managed to find the perfect scarf for myself! The Cardiff Scarf in Cris Rouge. 75% Wool and  25% Angora. So warm! I just might go and buy the same scarf but in another colour. I love it in black as well.

For my beloved self

I am again returning to the Helsinki Louis Vuitton soon, as I am getting my christmas present. As my mother said " get what ever your heart desires " so I shall!

Whoa well hello!

Damn, it has been a while since I last wrote a blog huh? Well, now I am back, again. for a while. back. Anyway!

How have I been? Well, damn busy! I have been so busy with numerous things, I can't even start to explain! But now, finally I have got time to resume writing blogs again. Halloween parties, illness, orgies, christmas shopping and so on.

Brutally molested!!

So, let's begin with the halloween party, now shall we? I was invited to a halloween party, organized by my friends. I was, of course quite excited about the halloween event! I really didn't know what to dress up as, so I almost ended up as not going at all. But luckily I did, after I heard there would be two other drags/crossdressers there. So I had to just let them have it! Nobody said that men can't dress slutty on halloween? -wink-
The apartment was just absolutely ghoulishly stunning! I loved the atmosphere there. I barely knew anyone there when I arrived. But it was alright! So I had some snacks and re-checked my make-up etc. before my other friends arrived. Everything went fine actually, until people started getting too drunk. Which of course, got quite out of hand. People started arguing, childishly trying to boss around others etc. you know the drift. The most ironic part of the whole night was that girls (THE LESBIANS. FUCK!) started hitting on me. At first I thought it was just all fun, but then it started getting annoying. One couple had an argument at some point, and then one of the girls came over and started hitting on me (trying to make her girlriend jealous). Either they didn't know that I am a man, or the fact that they are turned on by a transvestite.

More bubble tea. MORE YES! FUCK ME NOW! As everyone knows who reads my blog, I am quite obsessed with Bubble tea. I mean seriously. Just last week I had 3 bubble teas, with three different friends. I'm such a whore.

Until next time fuckinas, xoxo

I am a pussy

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Yes, yes you are a pussy! Anyway! Weekend blogging and barfs. The past two weeks has been quite a blur for me, to be honest. Days just went by, and bam! My wisdom tooth gets pulled out. Yay for that one. I, of course went comfort shopping right after that with my squirrel friend, das Joni. As I have already mentioned, I am so f*cking obsessed with Bubble Tea, so we went to get ourselves some BUBBLE TEAH!

Feat. Joni's gorgeous legs.

After our delightful gossip, we headed towards lush, and I, myself, and herself, bought products from lush, yet again. Completely madly obsessed with lush currently. Oh and, Joni showed me something what was in the magazine.. (picutre on the right, obviously.)

...Yes! 

Marilyn & Mask of Magnaminty

On the weekend I also bought my mom a birthday present from Louis Vuitton. Last year I bought her a wallet from there, so this time I decided to get her some jewelry. She did indeed like Yayoi Kusama's designs so, I bought her the limited edition bracelet.

What else is there to mention? Nothing else really, been in a coma for a few days so there is really nothing to report. Anyway, until next time. XX

Genesis & filthy drinks

HOLY F*CK I AM OBSESSED WITH GRIMES' GENESIS SONG. HELLO!

Grimes is coming to Helsinki on 24th of November! Gah, I actually thought she'd come next month, but when I find out that it is first on November, my cunt quite dried up. I hate waiting. I am quite obsessed with Brooke Candy as well, she looks so fucking amazing in the video (click).

Brooke Candy 

Ugh, she is just so gorgeously fabulous. I don't even remember how many times I've watched the video. Gawd dangit, just look at her! Delicious.

Yesterday, I hanged out with my dearest squirrel-friend, Joni, we had such a blast! (Yes, I sadly still use that word these days.) We ate chinese, then went for some CD hunting, and of course, I couldn't find anything I wanted. Been searching TRUST's TRST album for ages, still nothing. I guess I have to order it online. meh.
After that we went to a new tea bar,which just opened. 'Bubble Tea' ... Yes indeed, was quite.. psychodelic to be honest, and I loved it. I ordered mango tea with.. I have no f*cking clue what those black jelly balls were called. Anyway, DELISH!

After our perverted journey through the bubble tea experience, we headed towards LUSH. I've heard so much about LUSH over the few months, so now, I just had to check out what the fuzz was all about. And gurlfriend, I was completely mesmerized. I loved the store! I bought right away tub of body scrub. RUB RUB RUB!

I actually, well, of course I tried it out the same day. It smells dreadfully amazing! Even my boyfriend liked it, so haay. My body will be just sicknin' after a few rubs here and there!

Until next time, FUCKINA XOXO

Perfumed cunt

Yes! Yet another search keyword title!

So, I went shopping today with my boyfriend, and we both were looking for some new electronical gadgets for our gamer computers! I finally managed to find a mouse which is f*cking amazing. Look at it! Fierce! The mouse is by Cyborg, and the model is R.A.T 3.  (link to their website) It has a 2 year warranty as well, so it is pretty bad arse. Kindly read more about their products on their website, especially if you're into the cyborg themed stuff. I really have nothing negative to say about the mouse, it is just, perfect. I already played World of Warcraft with it, and soon I'll try it out with Unreal Tournament 3. (Yes, I am quite a bad ass chick with a dick.)

I later on, just by 'accident' stumbled into The Body Shop. (They had a huge sale going on.) So I bought this Olive shower gel, can't wait to try it out. It smells deliciously orgasmic! I also know it will make my skin soft as a baby's butt, so yay.
What else, well, there was a crazy lady on the tram today, so we actually got off, switched to another because I couldn't stand her nonsense talking. Gave me a dreadful headache! Oh, and on a sidenote, girls, a handbag isn't a person, so out of your humble kindness, put it on your lap so others can sit as well. Especially for those who'm are pregnant or elderly. I already quite loudly pointed out that the overly painted girl has an imaginary friend sitting right next to her. Chew on that, twat.

XOXO FUCKINA

Illness and desperate queefs

So, I'm ill. FUN! Been ill for 5 days now, and now I'm finally feeling better, but still, so freaking annoying. It is such a lovely weather outside and I'm stuck inside, watching movies and eating. Boyfriend is at University currently so I'm all alone! ALONE! BAH! So I've been reading a book about the final years of Marilyn Monroe (by Keith Badman) and all I have to say, it is absolutely brilliantly written and researched. I warmly recommend to all Marilyn fans! What else has been going on, well nothing really, except drinking a lot of tea!

      

Hospital trip!
Feat. Boyfriend's leg.

The Final Years of Marilyn Monroe

So, as promised, here is a photo of me wearing my JUMPIN! I've been wearing it every night since I got it. It is just so comfy and warm and all that smexy stuff! They are quite pricy, but worth it! I start to sound like one of those saleswomen? JUMPIN KINDLY CONTACT ME -wink hint wink-

Natural Vs. Photoshop. 

DAMN I'm skilled. 

Make-up used: 

Clarins - Copper shimmers 04
Clarins - Shine stopper 10 beige transparent

Dior - Fond De Taint  202
MAC - Carbon
GOSH - 12 Aqua

Maybelline - Intense XXL Volume + Length

I finally managed to find a use for the extremely shitty GOSH eyeshadow! I wanted to play around with more natural look (As natural as it can get with a gal like me that is) I decided to put the eyeshadow underneath my lower lashline. and BAM! gorgeous.

Blush and contour done, used colours from my 120-Palette. And lashes are from eBay! Love those 99cent lashes gurlfriend.

embarrasing penis pictures [sic]

Two, very embarassing penises.

Wow, this was a shock indeed! You, you who ever searched for this and reached my blog, damn. I, well, wow. I'm quite stunned, and especially by the fact that my photo can be found in the images section. Hurray for me I guess!

My Barfday & KAYA Fan meeting

So, my birthday (aka barfday) was on August 20th, and I turned 69 years old, for the fifth time this year. My boyfriend took me on a long nice walk in a park. It was truly wonderful! If you exclude the hobos. Then he took me shopping! He knew I wanted a ONEPIECE and a Alexander McQueen scarf, so he asked me to choose which one I'd want. After a long thought, I wanted the ONEPIECE. Oh and by the way, big f*ck you to ONEPIECE, update your f*cking information. Thank you. So after searching for the shop which isn't there anymore, we decided to go to the JUMPIN shop instead (webshop), they were so kind and helpful there so thank you! I love my JUMPIN onepiece. I am wearing it right now! I'll be posting some cute kawaii photos of myself later on. I recieved a few days later a such a wonderful gift from my gorgoeus friends Tuuli and Ásta. I have been trying to find the coat everywhere, and they kindly, got it for me for my barfday, so thank you very much indeed.

On 25th of August (Yes, I'm fucking late with this blog!) KAYA came to Finland to meet his fans, and gurlfriend, I have waited for this day for 6 long years. He has tried numerous times to come and do a live show in Finland but as the JaME and J-Rock Suomi never bothered to respond to his mails, he never had the chance to come. (I have discussed with KAYA himself about this matter, so a big f*ck you to J-Rock Suomi) As I suspected, the staff there told us that KAYA would only sign items which were bought at the meeting. Well, I didn't obey their f*cked up rules, so as I was waiting for my turn with my roses in right hand,  and the KAYA CD and SCHWARZ STEIN DVD in the other, I, as a sneaky tranny, put my RUDOLF STEINER demotape underneath them to hide it. (Since, yet again, the f*cktards looked what you brought up on stage.) I talked with KAYA, and in the middle, I kindly asked if he could sign the demotape, in shock and awe that I had the demotape, he kindly signed it. I didn't let any kind of J-Rock Suomi tards ruin my day, so I did I had to do. (Ironically, after the meeting, they posted on their facebook page about trying to get KAYA to do a live show in Helsinki. Really? Who are you going to fool? I know exaclty what you guys are all about.) Anyway, it was a perfect day, I had two of my close friends with me that day.

 Anyway, toodles for now! x

Biovagina & Naughty penetrations

Hello naughty vagifucks!
I think I'll start calling you. my readers vagifucks.. How about that!

I love looking at the 'search keyword' section of my blog, it gives me so many ideas for blog titles! Perverts, keep searching nasty and dirty XXX stuff and end up on my glorious blog!

Here is a photo of my Biophilia t-shirt I bougt from Flow Festival. At first, I wasn't sure if I wanted/liked it, but now, I'm so happy I bought it. Even though it was quite expensive, 30€. So yes! I love it.

I think that is it for now! Toodles, vagifucks! xx