Genesis & filthy drinks

HOLY F*CK I AM OBSESSED WITH GRIMES' GENESIS SONG. HELLO!

Grimes is coming to Helsinki on 24th of November! Gah, I actually thought she'd come next month, but when I find out that it is first on November, my cunt quite dried up. I hate waiting. I am quite obsessed with Brooke Candy as well, she looks so fucking amazing in the video (click).

Brooke Candy 

Ugh, she is just so gorgeously fabulous. I don't even remember how many times I've watched the video. Gawd dangit, just look at her! Delicious.

Yesterday, I hanged out with my dearest squirrel-friend, Joni, we had such a blast! (Yes, I sadly still use that word these days.) We ate chinese, then went for some CD hunting, and of course, I couldn't find anything I wanted. Been searching TRUST's TRST album for ages, still nothing. I guess I have to order it online. meh.
After that we went to a new tea bar,which just opened. 'Bubble Tea' ... Yes indeed, was quite.. psychodelic to be honest, and I loved it. I ordered mango tea with.. I have no f*cking clue what those black jelly balls were called. Anyway, DELISH!

After our perverted journey through the bubble tea experience, we headed towards LUSH. I've heard so much about LUSH over the few months, so now, I just had to check out what the fuzz was all about. And gurlfriend, I was completely mesmerized. I loved the store! I bought right away tub of body scrub. RUB RUB RUB!

I actually, well, of course I tried it out the same day. It smells dreadfully amazing! Even my boyfriend liked it, so haay. My body will be just sicknin' after a few rubs here and there!

Until next time, FUCKINA XOXO

Perfumed cunt

Yes! Yet another search keyword title!

So, I went shopping today with my boyfriend, and we both were looking for some new electronical gadgets for our gamer computers! I finally managed to find a mouse which is f*cking amazing. Look at it! Fierce! The mouse is by Cyborg, and the model is R.A.T 3.  (link to their website) It has a 2 year warranty as well, so it is pretty bad arse. Kindly read more about their products on their website, especially if you're into the cyborg themed stuff. I really have nothing negative to say about the mouse, it is just, perfect. I already played World of Warcraft with it, and soon I'll try it out with Unreal Tournament 3. (Yes, I am quite a bad ass chick with a dick.)

I later on, just by 'accident' stumbled into The Body Shop. (They had a huge sale going on.) So I bought this Olive shower gel, can't wait to try it out. It smells deliciously orgasmic! I also know it will make my skin soft as a baby's butt, so yay.
What else, well, there was a crazy lady on the tram today, so we actually got off, switched to another because I couldn't stand her nonsense talking. Gave me a dreadful headache! Oh, and on a sidenote, girls, a handbag isn't a person, so out of your humble kindness, put it on your lap so others can sit as well. Especially for those who'm are pregnant or elderly. I already quite loudly pointed out that the overly painted girl has an imaginary friend sitting right next to her. Chew on that, twat.

XOXO FUCKINA

Illness and desperate queefs

So, I'm ill. FUN! Been ill for 5 days now, and now I'm finally feeling better, but still, so freaking annoying. It is such a lovely weather outside and I'm stuck inside, watching movies and eating. Boyfriend is at University currently so I'm all alone! ALONE! BAH! So I've been reading a book about the final years of Marilyn Monroe (by Keith Badman) and all I have to say, it is absolutely brilliantly written and researched. I warmly recommend to all Marilyn fans! What else has been going on, well nothing really, except drinking a lot of tea!

      

Hospital trip!
Feat. Boyfriend's leg.

The Final Years of Marilyn Monroe

So, as promised, here is a photo of me wearing my JUMPIN! I've been wearing it every night since I got it. It is just so comfy and warm and all that smexy stuff! They are quite pricy, but worth it! I start to sound like one of those saleswomen? JUMPIN KINDLY CONTACT ME -wink hint wink-

Natural Vs. Photoshop. 

DAMN I'm skilled. 

Make-up used: 

Clarins - Copper shimmers 04
Clarins - Shine stopper 10 beige transparent

Dior - Fond De Taint  202
MAC - Carbon
GOSH - 12 Aqua

Maybelline - Intense XXL Volume + Length

I finally managed to find a use for the extremely shitty GOSH eyeshadow! I wanted to play around with more natural look (As natural as it can get with a gal like me that is) I decided to put the eyeshadow underneath my lower lashline. and BAM! gorgeous.

Blush and contour done, used colours from my 120-Palette. And lashes are from eBay! Love those 99cent lashes gurlfriend.

embarrasing penis pictures [sic]

Two, very embarassing penises.

Wow, this was a shock indeed! You, you who ever searched for this and reached my blog, damn. I, well, wow. I'm quite stunned, and especially by the fact that my photo can be found in the images section. Hurray for me I guess!

My Barfday & KAYA Fan meeting

So, my birthday (aka barfday) was on August 20th, and I turned 69 years old, for the fifth time this year. My boyfriend took me on a long nice walk in a park. It was truly wonderful! If you exclude the hobos. Then he took me shopping! He knew I wanted a ONEPIECE and a Alexander McQueen scarf, so he asked me to choose which one I'd want. After a long thought, I wanted the ONEPIECE. Oh and by the way, big f*ck you to ONEPIECE, update your f*cking information. Thank you. So after searching for the shop which isn't there anymore, we decided to go to the JUMPIN shop instead (webshop), they were so kind and helpful there so thank you! I love my JUMPIN onepiece. I am wearing it right now! I'll be posting some cute kawaii photos of myself later on. I recieved a few days later a such a wonderful gift from my gorgoeus friends Tuuli and Ásta. I have been trying to find the coat everywhere, and they kindly, got it for me for my barfday, so thank you very much indeed.

On 25th of August (Yes, I'm fucking late with this blog!) KAYA came to Finland to meet his fans, and gurlfriend, I have waited for this day for 6 long years. He has tried numerous times to come and do a live show in Finland but as the JaME and J-Rock Suomi never bothered to respond to his mails, he never had the chance to come. (I have discussed with KAYA himself about this matter, so a big f*ck you to J-Rock Suomi) As I suspected, the staff there told us that KAYA would only sign items which were bought at the meeting. Well, I didn't obey their f*cked up rules, so as I was waiting for my turn with my roses in right hand,  and the KAYA CD and SCHWARZ STEIN DVD in the other, I, as a sneaky tranny, put my RUDOLF STEINER demotape underneath them to hide it. (Since, yet again, the f*cktards looked what you brought up on stage.) I talked with KAYA, and in the middle, I kindly asked if he could sign the demotape, in shock and awe that I had the demotape, he kindly signed it. I didn't let any kind of J-Rock Suomi tards ruin my day, so I did I had to do. (Ironically, after the meeting, they posted on their facebook page about trying to get KAYA to do a live show in Helsinki. Really? Who are you going to fool? I know exaclty what you guys are all about.) Anyway, it was a perfect day, I had two of my close friends with me that day.

 Anyway, toodles for now! x

Biovagina & Naughty penetrations

Hello naughty vagifucks!
I think I'll start calling you. my readers vagifucks.. How about that!

I love looking at the 'search keyword' section of my blog, it gives me so many ideas for blog titles! Perverts, keep searching nasty and dirty XXX stuff and end up on my glorious blog!

Here is a photo of my Biophilia t-shirt I bougt from Flow Festival. At first, I wasn't sure if I wanted/liked it, but now, I'm so happy I bought it. Even though it was quite expensive, 30€. So yes! I love it.

I think that is it for now! Toodles, vagifucks! xx

Mutual Vagina

Hello yet again my yeti-vagina-friends!

My weekend was a complete chaos to be honest, partying on friday with my close friends, saturday ending up in hospital and on sunday enjoying Björk at flow festival, so let's get started shall we?

Me and my dearest queef-friend Joni decided to go out on friday to a gay bar. I didn't drink that night at all, only took one or two sips of my friends' drinks and that is about it. Was so much fun! The theme of the night was Madonna-Night but they really didn't play that much Madonna there (Thank you lawd jesus for that.) What else could I mention about that fateful evening? Eh, nothing much really.

Blah blah blah, saturday, hospital yada yada yada. And now! For the event I've been waiting for so long, I finally saw Björk live! It was her Biophilia tour. I went to the flow festival with a bunch of close friends already at 3pm and Björk wouldn't play until 9:30pm. So we hanged out, listened to shitty bands (yay) until Björk played. We decided to go and wait for Björk while Feist started playing, and god damnit, there was a german man who was so *** tall, I couldn't see two shits behind him. I was ugh, really? You have to be in the 4-5th row? Well, not that it mattered that I wanted to see Feist or anything, still annoyed me.

Anyway, after Feist finished playing, a few people started leaving at the front row, so I kindly moved foward to the 3rd row and stayed there until Björk came. She requested not to take photos or clips of her performing, so there aren't really that many pictures out there of the performance, yet. Here is the final song she perfomed click, which she dedicated to Pussy Riot! Everything was just amazing, this is what I've waited for so long.

It was absolutely painful to get home from the Flow Festival, not only everyone at the festival left, but all those who were at the Madonna live left as well. So Helsinki was just filled with people trying to get on busses and ordering taxis. I could have walked home, but my legs were screaming "go on the bus you whore" so I kindly obeyed.

All is full of Vagina

Hello,

As some of you may have noticed that my blog has had some plastic surgery done, well yes! I am completely redoing this blog and making another blog, which is completely dedicated to the amazing world of drag. This blog will strictly be only about me me me and me. Nothing else. I have numerous blogs planned which will be posted shortly, do enjoy!

And for those gorgeous perverts who ended up on my blog by googling "shemale piss enema",

I *** love you.

Even us shemales have to pass some gas!

How to make a »Vagina«

秋葉原駅の鳥です笑

After checking traffic sources on my blog, I found out that a few people came across my blog after searching for " How to make a vagina " on google. I love you whomever you are! x
I, however cannot help you with DIY vaginas. I apologize! So, instead, enjoy this bird photo I took while I was waiting for the train at Akihabara station.

XOXO FUCKINA

Social drinking and enemas!

Well, almost.

I had a wonderful time with Meeri, Joni and Mattiina a few days ago. The funny part is that I get so easily drunk, just one cider and I am ready to go! I guess my size and the fact that I rarely drink. But netherless, it was so much fun!

The weather here has just been so damn awful. It started raining that day when we had a girls day out, and today as well. This week was/is the Pride week here in Helsinki, so there was a huge event in a park today AND SUPRISED IT STARTED RAINING. It was really lovely to meet all my friends and just hang out with them. Don't I start to sound like a nun right now? I AM MOTHER TERESA! I love everyone except the homos!

Before I started this blog, I decided never to share photos of my male side, but I've been thinking about it, and I just might release a photo of myself, all zombified. The reason why I have never released any photos of my male side is, because I really do not want to break the illusion for my readers, too much. As all of you might already know that I am male, but it still has that mysticism, what do I actually look like?

I also have been thinking about doing a male to female transformation video, but we'll see.

Until next time,

XOXO FUCKINA

Vagina Galore's Secret Diet!

Hello,

I have decided to share of my secrets on how I stay thin.
This is what I eat on regular basis:
Deep fried onion rings, cucumber mayonnaise and bacon hamburgers.

Hey, what did you expect? -wink-

Shemale Fashion! Feat. Zola Jesus

(c) TaruaPhotography

Isn't this coat just heaven? I absolutely love it. I wore this almost exact outfit to ZOLA JESUS live here in Helsinki. I will be posting more photos from the photoshoot later on, there are some hawt hawt hawt photos coming! Almost XXX rated kind! Well, no not really, but a lot of bare skin. -wink-

I'm still in awe that I actually managed to see Zola Jesus live. (Yes, the live was 2 months ago, but still..) I was in front row with my gal pals Joni and Mattiina. We had a blast! Just before we were about to leave, finally Nika came, and I managed to get her autograph on my gatefold LP. I was the happiest shemale that night. Nika was just so full of energy, she even jumped in the crowd and started dancing amongst us. I hope she'll come back to Finland as soon as possible!

Does anyone of you enjoy Zola Jesus?

Xoxo FUCKINA