How to make a »Vagina«

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After checking traffic sources on my blog, I found out that a few people came across my blog after searching for " How to make a vagina " on google. I love you whomever you are! x
I, however cannot help you with DIY vaginas. I apologize! So, instead, enjoy this bird photo I took while I was waiting for the train at Akihabara station.

XOXO FUCKINA

Social drinking and enemas!

Well, almost.

I had a wonderful time with Meeri, Joni and Mattiina a few days ago. The funny part is that I get so easily drunk, just one cider and I am ready to go! I guess my size and the fact that I rarely drink. But netherless, it was so much fun!

The weather here has just been so damn awful. It started raining that day when we had a girls day out, and today as well. This week was/is the Pride week here in Helsinki, so there was a huge event in a park today AND SUPRISED IT STARTED RAINING. It was really lovely to meet all my friends and just hang out with them. Don't I start to sound like a nun right now? I AM MOTHER TERESA! I love everyone except the homos!

Before I started this blog, I decided never to share photos of my male side, but I've been thinking about it, and I just might release a photo of myself, all zombified. The reason why I have never released any photos of my male side is, because I really do not want to break the illusion for my readers, too much. As all of you might already know that I am male, but it still has that mysticism, what do I actually look like?

I also have been thinking about doing a male to female transformation video, but we'll see.

Until next time,

XOXO FUCKINA

Vagina Galore's Secret Diet!

Hello,

I have decided to share of my secrets on how I stay thin.
This is what I eat on regular basis:
Deep fried onion rings, cucumber mayonnaise and bacon hamburgers.

Hey, what did you expect? -wink-

Shemale Fashion! Feat. Zola Jesus

(c) TaruaPhotography

Isn't this coat just heaven? I absolutely love it. I wore this almost exact outfit to ZOLA JESUS live here in Helsinki. I will be posting more photos from the photoshoot later on, there are some hawt hawt hawt photos coming! Almost XXX rated kind! Well, no not really, but a lot of bare skin. -wink-

I'm still in awe that I actually managed to see Zola Jesus live. (Yes, the live was 2 months ago, but still..) I was in front row with my gal pals Joni and Mattiina. We had a blast! Just before we were about to leave, finally Nika came, and I managed to get her autograph on my gatefold LP. I was the happiest shemale that night. Nika was just so full of energy, she even jumped in the crowd and started dancing amongst us. I hope she'll come back to Finland as soon as possible!

Does anyone of you enjoy Zola Jesus?

Xoxo FUCKINA

Pony boots & Modelling

Well hello there!

Yours truly have been asked to be a runway model for a fierce and talented designer. She personally requested me to wear my pony boots for the show, so of course I will be. Can't even express how excited I am about this, and knowing that I'll be the fiercest model out of the bunch. x

I also have been really thinking about how I'll be modifying the other pair of pony boots I have. I've got a few ideas what I'll be doing with them, perhaps I shall do a DIY pimpin' yo' heels blog!

And now, an intense pony boots work out!

A _tiny_ rant

Ugh, ugh ugh ughnughnugh. For fuck sake people, I've had it! Looking at for example Petrilude's or Michael James' youtube comments, there are some, very idiotic comments such as, " I'm a girl, and you're a lot more talented with make-up than I am!! " OR: " You can walk better in heels than I can, and I'm a girl! "

What the hell has either thing to do with being a girl? There isn't really a make-up skill chip installed in your head when you're born, or a manual on how to walk in heels shoved infront of your face at birth. So kindly, stop with the gender bullshit. There's loads of girls who are ten times more better fixing cars than boys.
Gender has absolutely nothing to do with those kind of things. 

Kindly, stop it.

Happy New Year 2069!

I hope none of you choked on your own shit while celebrating New Year's Eve! x

Sexy Widow Outift (NAUGHTY SHEMALE!)

I am back with yet another smexy outfit!

I had bought this lace top last summer, never wore it until now. I was digging through my closet and found the lace top, and instantly was inspired to do a look like this!
What do you think?


Here and there, everywhere
The places that I go, people stop and they stare
I'm Beautiful, that I know,
I am quite a sight to behold!

RuPaul - Snapshot

The lonely girl's chips bag.

So, I was partying with my friends on Saturday at a gay bar called DTM. It was my final visit, because it'll close down on new years eve and move to a new place or something. But anyway, as we went to the ladies bathroom, there was a unopened chips bag on the counter, or what ever you'd like to call those nasty things next to the sinks. Apparently the lonely girl had forgotten her bag of joy and support, as she washed her hands. Shame, how will she comfort herself now? When she lost her chips. She couldn't really start sucking the dust of the floors, now could she? Or well... No calories at least.

Vagina Gone Wild!

Yes, I decided to get a bit inspired by Carmen Carrera. Hello!

Ps. Notice the camel-toe.

Versace for H&M - THE VAGINA EXPERIENCE

Okaaaaaay gurl. I woke up at 5:40am to get ready to go in line and wait for the store to open, to get my hands on some Versace clothing! Me and my close friend planned on going together to the store, and when we arrived there, my god there was a lot of people. Like seriously. Anyway, we got in and ran towards the racks. My friend managed to get a shirt for me and I grabbed a shirt and boxers (oh how unlady like of me). After I got those, almost all the racks were empty. A few XL or/and L sizes were left for a few minutes. At this point, I saw a lady, who I might add, was not the cleanest of women. If you catch my drift. She hogged so many clothes, her hands were FILLED with male and female clothing. And she just walked around and kept hogging more. And then another hogger comes, a guy in pink and all that bullcrap. He hogged everything as well. I really don't get why they hogged this much. After a while, well I've been waiting for this to happen; two men started arguing about a studded jacket. fail. The other guy who already picked it up was just acting normal and all, but when the other guy saw him taking it, he started the drama. Saying the other guy has enough already of clothing etc. I almost felt like going to say to him, you couldn't even afford it, so why are you arguing? (He was there in raggidy clothing, so.. gurl.)



Anyway, I'm happy I managed to get three things. Eventhough I didn't manage to get two of the things I wanted. The huge Versace bag came with a gift bag, a sample of Yellow Diamond Perfume, and  notepad.

A tiny tour of my walk-in closet (Shoes)

So! I finally moved in to my new apartment, and guess what?! I have a freaking walk-in closet. Finally a place for my female and male clothing etc! HUZZAAH! So, here is a tiny preview of my fetish high heels. Do enjoy!

Left to right: pony boots(the other pair aren't included in the photo hence they are the same), 6,65 inch spike heels and my pride and joy, ballet boots.

More casual wear from right to left. Well except the 8.5 inch heels.