embarrasing penis pictures [sic]

Two, very embarassing penises.

Wow, this was a shock indeed! You, you who ever searched for this and reached my blog, damn. I, well, wow. I'm quite stunned, and especially by the fact that my photo can be found in the images section. Hurray for me I guess!

My Barfday & KAYA Fan meeting

So, my birthday (aka barfday) was on August 20th, and I turned 69 years old, for the fifth time this year. My boyfriend took me on a long nice walk in a park. It was truly wonderful! If you exclude the hobos. Then he took me shopping! He knew I wanted a ONEPIECE and a Alexander McQueen scarf, so he asked me to choose which one I'd want. After a long thought, I wanted the ONEPIECE. Oh and by the way, big f*ck you to ONEPIECE, update your f*cking information. Thank you. So after searching for the shop which isn't there anymore, we decided to go to the JUMPIN shop instead (webshop), they were so kind and helpful there so thank you! I love my JUMPIN onepiece. I am wearing it right now! I'll be posting some cute kawaii photos of myself later on. I recieved a few days later a such a wonderful gift from my gorgoeus friends Tuuli and Ásta. I have been trying to find the coat everywhere, and they kindly, got it for me for my barfday, so thank you very much indeed.

On 25th of August (Yes, I'm fucking late with this blog!) KAYA came to Finland to meet his fans, and gurlfriend, I have waited for this day for 6 long years. He has tried numerous times to come and do a live show in Finland but as the JaME and J-Rock Suomi never bothered to respond to his mails, he never had the chance to come. (I have discussed with KAYA himself about this matter, so a big f*ck you to J-Rock Suomi) As I suspected, the staff there told us that KAYA would only sign items which were bought at the meeting. Well, I didn't obey their f*cked up rules, so as I was waiting for my turn with my roses in right hand,  and the KAYA CD and SCHWARZ STEIN DVD in the other, I, as a sneaky tranny, put my RUDOLF STEINER demotape underneath them to hide it. (Since, yet again, the f*cktards looked what you brought up on stage.) I talked with KAYA, and in the middle, I kindly asked if he could sign the demotape, in shock and awe that I had the demotape, he kindly signed it. I didn't let any kind of J-Rock Suomi tards ruin my day, so I did I had to do. (Ironically, after the meeting, they posted on their facebook page about trying to get KAYA to do a live show in Helsinki. Really? Who are you going to fool? I know exaclty what you guys are all about.) Anyway, it was a perfect day, I had two of my close friends with me that day.

 Anyway, toodles for now! x

Biovagina & Naughty penetrations

Hello naughty vagifucks!
I think I'll start calling you. my readers vagifucks.. How about that!

I love looking at the 'search keyword' section of my blog, it gives me so many ideas for blog titles! Perverts, keep searching nasty and dirty XXX stuff and end up on my glorious blog!

Here is a photo of my Biophilia t-shirt I bougt from Flow Festival. At first, I wasn't sure if I wanted/liked it, but now, I'm so happy I bought it. Even though it was quite expensive, 30€. So yes! I love it.

I think that is it for now! Toodles, vagifucks! xx

Mutual Vagina

Hello yet again my yeti-vagina-friends!

My weekend was a complete chaos to be honest, partying on friday with my close friends, saturday ending up in hospital and on sunday enjoying Björk at flow festival, so let's get started shall we?

Me and my dearest queef-friend Joni decided to go out on friday to a gay bar. I didn't drink that night at all, only took one or two sips of my friends' drinks and that is about it. Was so much fun! The theme of the night was Madonna-Night but they really didn't play that much Madonna there (Thank you lawd jesus for that.) What else could I mention about that fateful evening? Eh, nothing much really.

Blah blah blah, saturday, hospital yada yada yada. And now! For the event I've been waiting for so long, I finally saw Björk live! It was her Biophilia tour. I went to the flow festival with a bunch of close friends already at 3pm and Björk wouldn't play until 9:30pm. So we hanged out, listened to shitty bands (yay) until Björk played. We decided to go and wait for Björk while Feist started playing, and god damnit, there was a german man who was so *** tall, I couldn't see two shits behind him. I was ugh, really? You have to be in the 4-5th row? Well, not that it mattered that I wanted to see Feist or anything, still annoyed me.

Anyway, after Feist finished playing, a few people started leaving at the front row, so I kindly moved foward to the 3rd row and stayed there until Björk came. She requested not to take photos or clips of her performing, so there aren't really that many pictures out there of the performance, yet. Here is the final song she perfomed click, which she dedicated to Pussy Riot! Everything was just amazing, this is what I've waited for so long.

It was absolutely painful to get home from the Flow Festival, not only everyone at the festival left, but all those who were at the Madonna live left as well. So Helsinki was just filled with people trying to get on busses and ordering taxis. I could have walked home, but my legs were screaming "go on the bus you whore" so I kindly obeyed.

All is full of Vagina

Hello,

As some of you may have noticed that my blog has had some plastic surgery done, well yes! I am completely redoing this blog and making another blog, which is completely dedicated to the amazing world of drag. This blog will strictly be only about me me me and me. Nothing else. I have numerous blogs planned which will be posted shortly, do enjoy!

And for those gorgeous perverts who ended up on my blog by googling "shemale piss enema",

I *** love you.

Even us shemales have to pass some gas!

How to make a »Vagina«

秋葉原駅の鳥です笑

After checking traffic sources on my blog, I found out that a few people came across my blog after searching for " How to make a vagina " on google. I love you whomever you are! x
I, however cannot help you with DIY vaginas. I apologize! So, instead, enjoy this bird photo I took while I was waiting for the train at Akihabara station.

XOXO FUCKINA

Social drinking and enemas!

Well, almost.

I had a wonderful time with Meeri, Joni and Mattiina a few days ago. The funny part is that I get so easily drunk, just one cider and I am ready to go! I guess my size and the fact that I rarely drink. But netherless, it was so much fun!

The weather here has just been so damn awful. It started raining that day when we had a girls day out, and today as well. This week was/is the Pride week here in Helsinki, so there was a huge event in a park today AND SUPRISED IT STARTED RAINING. It was really lovely to meet all my friends and just hang out with them. Don't I start to sound like a nun right now? I AM MOTHER TERESA! I love everyone except the homos!

Before I started this blog, I decided never to share photos of my male side, but I've been thinking about it, and I just might release a photo of myself, all zombified. The reason why I have never released any photos of my male side is, because I really do not want to break the illusion for my readers, too much. As all of you might already know that I am male, but it still has that mysticism, what do I actually look like?

I also have been thinking about doing a male to female transformation video, but we'll see.

Until next time,

XOXO FUCKINA

Vagina Galore's Secret Diet!

Hello,

I have decided to share of my secrets on how I stay thin.
This is what I eat on regular basis:
Deep fried onion rings, cucumber mayonnaise and bacon hamburgers.

Hey, what did you expect? -wink-

Shemale Fashion! Feat. Zola Jesus

(c) TaruaPhotography

Isn't this coat just heaven? I absolutely love it. I wore this almost exact outfit to ZOLA JESUS live here in Helsinki. I will be posting more photos from the photoshoot later on, there are some hawt hawt hawt photos coming! Almost XXX rated kind! Well, no not really, but a lot of bare skin. -wink-

I'm still in awe that I actually managed to see Zola Jesus live. (Yes, the live was 2 months ago, but still..) I was in front row with my gal pals Joni and Mattiina. We had a blast! Just before we were about to leave, finally Nika came, and I managed to get her autograph on my gatefold LP. I was the happiest shemale that night. Nika was just so full of energy, she even jumped in the crowd and started dancing amongst us. I hope she'll come back to Finland as soon as possible!

Does anyone of you enjoy Zola Jesus?

Xoxo FUCKINA

Pony boots & Modelling

Well hello there!

Yours truly have been asked to be a runway model for a fierce and talented designer. She personally requested me to wear my pony boots for the show, so of course I will be. Can't even express how excited I am about this, and knowing that I'll be the fiercest model out of the bunch. x

I also have been really thinking about how I'll be modifying the other pair of pony boots I have. I've got a few ideas what I'll be doing with them, perhaps I shall do a DIY pimpin' yo' heels blog!

And now, an intense pony boots work out!

A _tiny_ rant

Ugh, ugh ugh ughnughnugh. For fuck sake people, I've had it! Looking at for example Petrilude's or Michael James' youtube comments, there are some, very idiotic comments such as, " I'm a girl, and you're a lot more talented with make-up than I am!! " OR: " You can walk better in heels than I can, and I'm a girl! "

What the hell has either thing to do with being a girl? There isn't really a make-up skill chip installed in your head when you're born, or a manual on how to walk in heels shoved infront of your face at birth. So kindly, stop with the gender bullshit. There's loads of girls who are ten times more better fixing cars than boys.
Gender has absolutely nothing to do with those kind of things. 

Kindly, stop it.

Happy New Year 2069!

I hope none of you choked on your own shit while celebrating New Year's Eve! x